arcana imperii :: the book of j


pre-inauguration ToDo list

there'll indeed be time after the holidays, counting as far as the epiphany in january, to tackle at least some of those things we might never get a chance to after the third week next month... have a look at some suggestions

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from: [private]
date fri, 17 dec 2004 11:16:34 +0400
subject: fw: get right on it!
to: arcana imperii

some things to do before the presidential inauguration:
  1. get that abortion you've always wanted.

  2. drink a nice clean glass of water.

  3. cash your social security cheque.

  4. see a doctor of your own choosing.

  5. spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

  6. visit syria, or any foreign country for that matter
  7. .
  8. get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

  9. hoard gasoline.

  10. borrow books from they library before they're banned - constitutional law, catcher in the rye, harry potter, tropic of cancer.

  11. if you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

  12. come out - then run back in - hurry!

  13. jam in all the alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

  14. stay out late... won't be able to when the curfews start.

  15. go see bruce springsteen before he has his «accident».

  16. go see mount rushmore before the reagan addition.

  17. use the phrase - «you can't do that - this is america».

  18. if you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.

  19. take a walk in yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.

  20. enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
  21. (accelerated? noooooo!)
  22. start your school day without a prayer.

  23. begin passing on the facts and reality of evolution to the next generations.

  24. learn french.

  25. attend a commitment ceremony with gay friends.

  26. take a factory tour anywhere in theus.
  27. (as in théus, provence)?
  28. try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

  29. visit florida before the polar ice caps melt.

  30. visit nevada before it becomes radioactive.

  31. visit alaska before "the big spill".

  32. visit massachusetts while it is still a state.

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