how many members of the bush administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
----- original message -----from: meg's mail via sW [edited]
to: arcana imperii
sent: friday, 15 october 2004 10:09 edt
subject: fw: a perfect ten
the answer is ten:
01. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
02. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
03. one to blame president clinton for burning out the light bulb.
04. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either: «for changing the light bulb or for darkness».
05. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to halliburton for the new light bulb.
06. one to arrange a photograph of bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner «light bulb change accomplished».
07. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how bush was literally «in the dark».
08. one to viciously smear and attempt to destroy the repution of #7.
09. one surrogate to campaign on tv and at rallies on how dubya has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.
10. and finally, one to confuse americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
hahahaha! brilliant! thank you!
