ten "legal" puns...
01. the short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.02. the hostage said he couldn't stay on the phone long because he was tied up at the moment.
03. the case against a doughnut thief was full of holes.
04. two crooks bought a hotel. they were innmates.
05. a nut named hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'.
06. a criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
07. two robbers with clubs went golfing, but they didn't play the fairway.
08. a prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period. it marks the end of his sentence.
09. old burglars never die they just steal away.
10. some burglars are always looking for windows of opportunity.
*a joke exploiting the different meanings of a word or the fact that there are words of the same sound and different meanings.
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