arcana imperii :: the book of j


earplugs required

i expect the grunts of tennis star monica seles (fifty-three singles titles, six doubles titles and nine grand slam titles) have been subject of comment for years and now science gives an idea why they bother some so. 103.5 fm in dc reported yesterday that the woman's grunts have been measured to reach 89 decibels... equivalent to the noise made by a freight train and a pneumatic drill. no disrespect intended, but, can you imagine what it may be like, say, in the bedroom?!

«quiet, please!»