arcana imperii :: the book of j


friday's five questions [no (un-)attributable insults today]

  • if a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

  • if a train station is where trains stop, what goes on at a work station?

  • if a vegetarian eats mainly vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

  • if coconut oil comes from coconuts, and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

  • why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

  • ahhh, the brilliance of language!