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arcana imperii :: the book of j

3.5.04

computer acronyms

some funny and some not-too-clever computer acronyms defined...

PCMCIA
ISDN
APPLE
SCSI
DOS
BASIC
IBM
DEC
CD-ROM
OS/2
WWW
MACINTOSH
PENTIUM
COBOL
AMIGA
LISP
MIPS
WINDOWS
GIRO
MICROSOFT
UNIX
People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
It Still Does Nothing
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
System Can't See It
Defective Operating System
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
I Blame Microsoft
Do Expect Cuts
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
Obsolete Soon, Too.
World Wide Wait
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
Garbage In Rubbish Out
Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Users are Normally Irritating Xenophobes


i'm not sure MACINTOSH is accurately defined... i'd imagine the contrary!

via tech humour.