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some excuses
i'd love to and know we have to but...
i changed the lock on my door and now i can't get out.
i did my own thing and now i've got to undo it.
i have to bleach my... hare.
i have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
i have to fluff my shower cap.
i have to fulfill my potential.
i have to jog my memory.
i have to pick the lint out of my belly button.
i have to stay home and see if i snore.
i just picked up a book called "glue in many lands" and i can't put it down.
i never go out on days that end in "y".
i prefer to remain an enigma.
i promised to help a friend fold road maps.
i was going to sort my paperclips.
i'm converting my calendar watch from julian to gregorian.
i'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
i'm going to the missing persons bureau to see if anyone else is looking for me.
i'm having a conflict of interest with my alter ego.
i'm making a home-movie called «the growth of a bonsai».
i'm observing national apathy week.
i'm uncomfortable when i'm alone with others.
i've come down with a tiresome case of something or other.
it's too close to mid-century.
i'm alphabetising my crayons.
my patent is pending.
my subconscious says "i dunno".
can't find a single pair of matching socks.
the man on telly said to stay tuned and
... i'm tired, have to go to work, just want to go to bed, have a family thing, have a headache... bah.
# posted by j @ 08:00 et / | 
