what? how?
well, there were more where the were more where the previous one came from... haha! they are meant to brighten your monday morning at the office...--how do crazy people go through the forest?
--they take the psycho path.
--how do you get holy water?
--you boil the hell out of it.
--what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
--dam!
--what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
--nacho cheese.
--what do you call santa's helpers?
--subordinate clauses.
--what do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
--quattro sinko..
--what do you get from a pampered cow?
--spoiled milk.
--what do you get when you cross-breed a snowman with a vampire?
--frostbite.
--what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
--a nervous wreck.
--what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
--anyone can roast beef.
--why do gorillas have big nostrils?
--because they have big fingers.
--why don't blind people like to sky-dive?
--because it scares the dog.
--what is the difference between a harley and a hoover?
--the location of the dirt bag.
--why did pilgrims' trousers always fall down?
--because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
--how are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
--in both somebody'll lose a caravan (US: trailer)
hope at least one of these made you smile! the beauty of language! and merci, encore une fois, jMc!
