arcana imperii :: the book of j


what? how?

well, there were more where the were more where the previous one came from... haha! they are meant to brighten your monday morning at the office...

--how do crazy people go through the forest?
--they take the psycho path.

--how do you get holy water?
--you boil the hell out of it.

--what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

--what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
--nacho cheese.

--what do you call santa's helpers?
--subordinate clauses.

--what do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
--quattro sinko..

--what do you get from a pampered cow?
--spoiled milk.

--what do you get when you cross-breed a snowman with a vampire?

--what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
--a nervous wreck.

--what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
--anyone can roast beef.

--why do gorillas have big nostrils?
--because they have big fingers.

--why don't blind people like to sky-dive?
--because it scares the dog.

--what is the difference between a harley and a hoover?
--the location of the dirt bag.

--why did pilgrims' trousers always fall down?
--because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

--how are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
--in both somebody'll lose a caravan (US: trailer)

hope at least one of these made you smile! the beauty of language! and merci, encore une fois, jMc!