arcana imperii :: the book of j


friday's five attributable insults

  • «s[he]'s been on more laps than a napkin.» ~walter winchell

  • «stay with me; i want to be alone.» ~joey adams

  • «there goes the famous good time that was had by all.» ~bette davis

  • «when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?» ~david letterman

  • «i've just learned about his illness. let's hope it's nothing trivial.» ~irvin s cobb