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arcana imperii :: the book of j

13.8.04

friday's five attributable insults

  • «a cherub's face, a reptile all the rest.» ~alexander pope

  • «he's so small, he's a waste of skin.» ~fred allen

  • «i worship the quicksand he walks in.» ~art buchwald

  • «i can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.» ~steven pearl

  • «your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.» ~frederic raphael

via satiche.

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