children's books (you will not find at a bookseller's near you)
by litsa dremousis
the whore who snored
why is grandpa heaving?
the years will fly like hummingbirds and one gray day you'll die
love turns to crap like a sandwich
the alley cat and the wounded dog share scraps of bird and dung
uncle hank's sack of empties
wishbones come from chicken, harlots come from hell
the park bench where you eat your lunch will be your bed someday
give up now
via mcsweeney's.
